Woke up to a rafter of turkeys on my car


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Woke up to a rafter of turkeys on my car



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  1. TIL: Turkeys love to be stroked, petted and cuddled. They will remember your face and if they like you, they will come up to you to greet you. Turkeys also love music and will cluck along with the songs.

  2. Out in the lot for parking, I fumble in my pocket, looking

    For the key, to unlock and drive home, home from the bar

    While I sauntered, almost trotting, maybe skipping, I stopped and started

    I saw a sight, a group of foul, this rafter of turkeys… atop my Acura car

    “They’ll poop all over,” I cringed, “I paid a lot a for my sweet sedan car –

    I think I left the sunroof ajar”

  3. I cannot say that I’ve ever had this problem living here in Phoenix. Scorpions in the house for sure, but never turkeys on the car. Good luck with that though.

  4. Turkey goon 1: Hey boys he’s here.

    Turkey goon 2: We saw the way you were eyeing our chicks.

    Turkey Boss: Boys show this chicken what we are made off. I will wager his spirit would break before his back.

  5. “Evening sir. License and registration please. Have you had anything to drink tonight?”

    “I actually killed a fuckload of wild turkey before I got behind the wheel. More to your question though: no.”

  6. So to be a collective noun nazi, a “rafter” is a group of domestic turkeys. The proper collective noun for wild turkeys like these include “gang” “crop” or “raffle”

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